How to Feed your Big Bwothe
How To Feed Your Big Brother: Lesson 1
a. Take 1 slice of cucumber in right hand.
b. Using your amazing Powers of Observation - watch Big Bwothe out of corner of eye. Patience is a virtue. But after 3 or so seconds just proceed anyway coz Oh Man look at that magazine let's tear it up!!!
c. Using your Silent Mind Communication Negotiation & Impulse Control Skills (coz you cant talk yet ok!!!), arrange with gwanny to occupy his attention.
d. STRIKE!! Strike like lightning! Smack that cucumber right into his face! Then watch him suffer.
e. EVASIVE ACTION 101
i. If you can walk already - RUN LIKE HELL!
ii. If you can't walk - just act cool. Someone will intervene, probably between the 1st and 2nd slaps from Big Bwothe. It's ok to cry at this point.
ii. If you are still in your baby seat and can't run - SCREAM FOR HELP. You are in deep, deep Doo-Doo. But it is still worth it.
a. Take 1 slice of cucumber in right hand.
b. Using your amazing Powers of Observation - watch Big Bwothe out of corner of eye. Patience is a virtue. But after 3 or so seconds just proceed anyway coz Oh Man look at that magazine let's tear it up!!!
c. Using your Silent Mind Communication Negotiation & Impulse Control Skills (coz you cant talk yet ok!!!), arrange with gwanny to occupy his attention.
d. STRIKE!! Strike like lightning! Smack that cucumber right into his face! Then watch him suffer.
e. EVASIVE ACTION 101
i. If you can walk already - RUN LIKE HELL!
ii. If you can't walk - just act cool. Someone will intervene, probably between the 1st and 2nd slaps from Big Bwothe. It's ok to cry at this point.
ii. If you are still in your baby seat and can't run - SCREAM FOR HELP. You are in deep, deep Doo-Doo. But it is still worth it.
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