Karate Kid????

Karate Kid was recently seen in a quiet residential neighborhood in Pretoria! Birds fled in terror when he crossed his arms in the style made famous by that impostor who played in the original movie - Bird Style - and gave them "The Look". Feeling a bit shaky myself to be honest.

And then onlookers realized - the Karate Kid now has a sidekick! (Out of respect NO pun was intended by this remark) Much like that other Batty Dude who hung out with Robin, Karate Kid now applies the force in double doses!! Let the world take notice - Karate Kiddy is here!

Of course, all that fast action makes you hungry! So KK demanded to be fed. Note how he just drinks out of the watering can. KK doesn't waste time with glasses!

Here KKy shows off his stuff. He can break ribs with that tongue! It takes a long, long time. But he ain't scared.